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Today's category is: Stephen King novels!
Stephen King is coming out with a new book which includes his latest e-book tale (Mile 81) about a killer car. Yes, another killer car! I suspect the ol' horror writer is running out of ideas! Let's hope he comes up with some more creative scary stuff!
What would be the craziest Stephen King novel?
A. Ancient Chinese Secret, a novel about detergent boxes - controlled by demons - that eat people. Sequel to The Mangler.
B. Remember the Maine, a horror story about a sparsely-populated state that detaches itself from the continent and goes on a murderous rampage, terrorizing citizens with its deadly sleet.
C. To Kill a Mockingbird, a story of a coastal Maine hamlet attacked by a flock of giant mockingbirds sent from the seventh level of Hell. A local lawyer, Atticus Finch, and his daughter Scout, attempt to defeat the mockingbirds with the help of a ham costume named Boo Radley.
D. Tit, a sequel to It. A Maine town is terrorized by a dead clown demon's manboobs.
E. Summer's Evil, a grim tale of a feminine douche - A DOUCHE OF DOOM! - that causes women who use it to become evil drones of an alien race.
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