2. Why does chilled red wine taste better to me than wine at room temperature? Why do I like it even better with an ice cube?
3. Why is the hair on top of my head nearly gone, but I need to trim my eyebrows at least once a week to avoid looking like a pervert in a 1950s educational high school film?
4. Why can't I win the lottery? And why is it that whoever does never sees fit to share their winnings with me?
5. Will anyone besides my wife ever find me cute?
6. Finally, could someone lend me their power stapler? The vinyl upholstry on this chair is coming off.