It's been a while since I've asked you questions. Why? Because I have neither questions nor answers for you. However, I'll ask some questions anyway, depression be damned.
1. Why me? (Please answer in 800 words or less.)
2. You're a depressed blog. How would you commit blogicide?
3. Were your grandparents in any way depressed during the Great Depression? Do you feel recessive during the current Great Recession?
4. Approximately how many suicides would result if Robert Smith of The Cure and Rufus Wainwright released an album of duets? What if they did Carpenters covers?
5. What is your favorite cide? If you messily devoured French fried potatoes along with your cheeseburger, would you have committed a cide of fries?
6. Is this the least funny Burning Questions blog entry I've ever done, or what?
Toodles!
1) Why not you?
2) Send myself a DMCA copyright takedown notice
3) Never asked. My dad was born during the Great Depression ('31) but I don't recall him being too depressed. Seemed quite thrilled with how cheap movies were.
4) And they tour with Leonard Cohen...
5) Cidercide.
6) Pretty much, yeah. Might just have to send a take down notice...
Posted by: Steve | 12 October 2009 at 08:38 PM
why me? Because I have kicked all the puppies and kittens in the world so you, you're next.
More burning questions?
I feel repressed during this great recession.
2 billion, 3 hundred thousand 4 hundred 53. If they were carpneters cover, double that.
insectocide--I hate bugs.
fantastically the most least funny burning question blog entry you've ever written. Get back over here so I can make you aske "why me?" again...
Posted by: eighmie | 13 October 2009 at 11:14 AM