More signs of the decline and fall of the American Empire

--- Christian T-shirts that go a wee bit too far. Wanna tell everyone you're an ex-masturbator? Buy now!

--- They're bringing back The Newlywed Game. Again. Guess who's the new host? Hint: it's someone as close to being the opposite of Bob Eubanks as possible.

--- This simply creeps me out. (Perhaps the church that sells the "ex-masturbator" T-shirts can give out Jesus M&Ms)

--- The economy is so bad, even the college campus gossip sites are closing down. Tragic, I say.

--- And finally, the next time you go to Paris and visit the Eiffel Tower...you might not want to touch it. Trust me.