I know what I need to do: I need to fly to China and buy this chicken. The money-making possibilities of breeding a dildo-laying hen are enormous. Just think: you never have to go to slimy adult stores or, if you live in Alabama, get arrested for owning a sex toy. You just buy my chicken, feed it, and within a few days - *SPLORT* - your toy is ready. How easy is that?
Better yet: with genetic engineering, I can transfer the dildo-laying hen's DNA into larger birds to create larger "spoon-shaped" eggs. Imagine that wealthy, kinky debutante waiting for a "gift" from her pet emu.
No matter which bird you choose, remember: be sure to hard-boil your dildo first.