Caption Contest — Holiday Edition
It would be hard to beat the AP's caption, which claims that "he later went mountain biking." (In this outfit? The mind reels.)
Give it your best shot. (Click to enlarge.)
Dec 23, 2004
Aug 13, 2004
I Know When I'm Beat
No caption contest today. Instead, a mind-boggling statement spotted by my friend Teri, from today's Guardian:
"Michael Moore yesterday released unseen footage of the new CIA boss explaining his own unsuitability for the role. The scene, which didn't make the cut for Fahrenheit 9/11, shows Porter Goss pointing out that his lack of language and computer skills means he 'wouldn't get a job' with the CIA."
Note—that's "footage," as in film. As in, gee, that would be difficult to refute. But guess again.
The response? "The White House has dismissed the interview as 'ridiculous hearsay.'"
That's right--the same interview that is on film. According to the White House, we should think of it as a rumor, rather than an actual thing you can see and hear (and judge) for yourself.
And now I'm supposed to pick a photo that could be funnier or more ridiculous than that? No chance.
Jul 30, 2004
Friday Caption Contest: Special Convention Edition
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Jul 23, 2004
Friday Caption Contest (#1)
I couldn't pick just one this week. Thanks to Teri for helping me narrow down the list. Scroll down for #2.
Friday Caption Contest (#2)
I'm probably going to Hell for this one. Oh well.
