Commuter Hell

In a nice companion to carriedaway's very clever rant about train riders and cellphones, comes this news story.

Man jams arm down train toilet

In short, man drops phone down metal toilet. Man inserts arm, desperately fishing for phone. Man gets stuck (you knew he would). Man requires rescue involving firemen, policemen and Jaws of Life. Rescue takes about 90 minutes and requires train tracks be closed, delaying thousands of commuters.

And the phone? They're still looking for it.