About Me

The Reverend H.L. Spork has confused friends and enemies alike since first going public in 1992. He's very shy, yet obnoxious as hell. He loves humanity but despises most people. His greatest love, aside from his girlfriend (now wife) of three years, is adding a little weirdness to his friend's lives, for which they adore him lavishly.

ChgoRed. Edits. Writes (sometimes). Bakes like a fiend. Cooks. Likes: dogs, parties, bad TV, doing stuff with paper, cereal with fresh fruit, cheese, ribbons, taking pictures, adventures with the Rev, and old stinky bookstores. Dislikes: Bad spellers, cauliflower, snow in April. Dream dinner party: Lyle Lovett, Willie Nelson, Bruce Springsteen, Ian Frazier, Maureen Dowd, Molly Ivins. And me and the boyfriend, of course.